expectations of summer: going to the beach every day, water fights, parties, random day trips, barbecues

reality of summer: moving your laptop so that the sunlight doesn't reflect on the screen when you're trying to blog

America: We "help" countries "in need"

Country: We don't want your help.

America: Yes you do.

Country: No, seriously. It's not that simple. Don't help because you'll make it worse.

America: We're sending our military over.